A Warning Tee

👕 Premium Quality: American Apparel tee—soft, comfy, and ready for the truth
⚤ Unisex Fit: Perfect for conspiracy theorists of all timelines
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk: No surprises (unlike certain government files)
🧵 100% Combed Cotton: Lightweight, breathable, and always watching
💦 Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—no decoding required
🛰️ Printed, packed, and shipped (from a known location) in the USA