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👕 Premium Quality: American Apparel 1301 tee—super soft, ultra comfy, built for long interrogations
⚤ Unisex Fit: Flattering on all body types (and species)
📏 True-to-Size & Pre-Shrunk: Unlike certain government documents, what you see is what you get
🧵 100% Fine Jersey Cotton: Medium weight, breathable, and suspiciously smooth
💦 Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—no encrypted laundry codes
🛰️ Printed, packed, and shipped from the USA